I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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