Just cropdusted the office
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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