is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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