My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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