Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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