Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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