ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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