On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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