so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
