Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my being single is dangerous.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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