Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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