He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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