Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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