nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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