he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize