Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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