After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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