6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What a dumb baby whore.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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