please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
