i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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