4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
