new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
cat food counts as protein by the way
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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