Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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