I accidentally had phone sex last night
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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