The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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