Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
