The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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