He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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