They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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