Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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