Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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