i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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