is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i think i have herpe
just one?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He better not be in your backpack
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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