dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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