do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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