You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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