I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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