what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just want nice things and good sex
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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