I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
soo... how was my night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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