She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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