life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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