Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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