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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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