If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
