Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Randomize
