are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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