I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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