yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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