I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm really busy with my period
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