When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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