i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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