she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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