I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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